Text + Picture; Un: Coraline; Stars & Moon

[primordialerebus]

So uh... anyone know what I should do with this?

[ Attached to the post is the picture of a clearly steaming corndog held by a gloved hand. In the background, one can make out what looks like a dead Ed Shereen body that's been rifled through.

Comments

[fanboyascended]

DON'T EAT IT.

[primordialerebus]

WHO DO YOU THINK I AM!?

[ She has never felt so offended in her life. ]

[fanboyascended]

I PANICKED.

[sassery]

where the hell did you find a corndog?

[primordialerebus]

It was just in a pocket???

[sassery]

yeah thats weird bc i didnt find anything on that body
i buried it
so uh
itisamystery.jpg

Voice

[chronosynthesis]

The body disappears if you throw it.

... I suspect it is some form of trap, because that body and bread on a stick is the same one that I found.

video; un: sarah

[notimefordreams]

It just disappeared?

[chronosynthesis]

Yes, as soon as I turned around it was gone. Some sort of illusion, I presume.

[Probably baiting people still coming off the pain of the famine, how terrible.]

Text

[primordialerebus]

THERE'S ANOTHER ONE???

Voice because Syr has no patience for trying to type out sentences on these tiny screens

[chronosynthesis]

Well, was. The set-up was identical.

voice; un: marianne

[cresture]

I didn't throw mine, but I did break it apart into pieces. The bread and the body disappeared for me as well.

[sorry but even Marianne doesn't think the animals ate that corn dog THAT FAST!!!]

[primordialerebus]

[ Coraline voice: bitch what the fuck ]

What is happening?!?!

video;

[irondad]

Where did you find that?

Text

[primordialerebus]

Uhhhhhhh gimme a sec.

[ Insert picture of a map with her finger pointed at the isolated settlement she's headed towards. ]

Somewhere close to here.

Hopefully.

[irondad]

[ Tony mutters something that sounds suspiciously like "fuck this town" ]

Did you eat it?

text | un: bruce

[agonise]

Stop looting corpses, for one.

[primordialerebus]

I wasn't looting!!! I was just looking for cause of death and shit.

[agonise]

Sure.

[ He's already read the other comments, and it seems like this'll really piss her off, so: ]

Don't eat it. [ 😇 ]

un: grayson

[identifier]

I hope you're vegetarian.

[ l o l ]

[primordialerebus]

(ಠ ∩ಠ)

[ Like father like son? ]

username: lir

[valiantabsurdity]

Wield it as weapon or skewer. It seems of a sturdy enough make.

But care for your eyes, always. And do not... turn behind you.

Lir




[ #whenYou'veNeverSeenOneBefore ]

Re: username: lir

[primordialerebus]

Do... do you know what a corndog is????

[ She is extremely concerned right now. ]

text; un: clarke

[romancekiller]

was that something you found from that dead body?

[primordialerebus]

yup