Text + Picture; Un: Coraline; Stars & Moon

[primordialerebus]

So uh... anyone know what I should do with this?

[ Attached to the post is the picture of a clearly steaming corndog held by a gloved hand. In the background, one can make out what looks like a dead Ed Shereen body that's been rifled through.

Comments

text | un: bruce

[agonise]

Stop looting corpses, for one.

[primordialerebus]

I wasn't looting!!! I was just looking for cause of death and shit.

[agonise]

Sure.

[ He's already read the other comments, and it seems like this'll really piss her off, so: ]

Don't eat it. [ 😇 ]

[primordialerebus]

[ Bitch what the fuck. ]

Oh my god fuck off. Don't you have some monsters to fight or something?

[agonise]

Don't you?

[primordialerebus]

[ He can't see it, but she's barely resisting the urge to bang her head against the nearest wall. ]

Omw to it so like...

[ God she should stop replying. Why the fuck do trolls even exist in ye old Renn Faire World anyways??? ]

[agonise]

Then stop wasting everyone's time asking about corndogs.

[primordialerebus]

Ok even you have to admit this is extremely weird and mildly concerning right????

[agonise]

Someone died. They had a corndog on them. There are better leads to be chasing. Like where these monsters came from.

honestly thank u for making my life this is so funny dlakshg

[primordialerebus]

Where did they get a corndog in ye old magic land though??? WHY IS IT STILL HOT????

[ This is truly the most ominous and terrifying corndog she's ever encountered, and she's eaten public school corndogs. ]

Also magic I guess idk.

[agonise]

And this concerns you more than the dead body.

[primordialerebus]

Well, no. They're both super concerning. We were just talking about the corndog.

[agonise]

If you're that concerned about it's contents, you probably shouldn't eat regular corndogs either.

[primordialerebus]

Regular corndogs have ingredient lists and shit my dude. But idk what my point is anymore so uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh like yeah.

[ Oh thank god she isn't lost she finally sees the town she's heading for. ]

[agonise]

All right.