Text + Picture; Un: Coraline; Stars & Moon

[primordialerebus]

So uh... anyone know what I should do with this?

[ Attached to the post is the picture of a clearly steaming corndog held by a gloved hand. In the background, one can make out what looks like a dead Ed Shereen body that's been rifled through.

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Re: username: lir

[primordialerebus]

Do... do you know what a corndog is????

[ She is extremely concerned right now. ]

[valiantabsurdity]

I have not seen the breed. Is it so different from a sheepdog? Or a mountain dog?

Lir

[primordialerebus]

It... it's a food. Does... does this look like a dog to you?

[ Cut to coraline just sobbing in a corner. ]

[valiantabsurdity]

It does not look to my eye as food might. But if you enjoy it, and toil has crafted it, then I hope it pleases you. In its... strange and crumbling uprightness.

Lir

[primordialerebus]

Welllllllll I buried it with the body so... idk. I'll help you try one later that isn't made of mystery meat.

[ It is truly the least she can do. ]