Text + Picture; Un: Coraline; Stars & Moon

[primordialerebus]

So uh... anyone know what I should do with this?

[ Attached to the post is the picture of a clearly steaming corndog held by a gloved hand. In the background, one can make out what looks like a dead Ed Shereen body that's been rifled through.

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[chronosynthesis]

The body disappears if you throw it.

... I suspect it is some form of trap, because that body and bread on a stick is the same one that I found.

video; un: sarah

[notimefordreams]

It just disappeared?

[chronosynthesis]

Yes, as soon as I turned around it was gone. Some sort of illusion, I presume.

[Probably baiting people still coming off the pain of the famine, how terrible.]

[notimefordreams]

[Sarah pauses a moment, brow knitting together before she finally presses a hand to the middle of her forehead and then just gives this long, worn-out sigh.]

This place is so damn strange sometimes.

[chronosynthesis]

I admit, this is a first for me as well. [And that's hard to come by.] I was certain they were going to stand up and attack me instead.

[notimefordreams]

What, like a zombie?

[chronosynthesis]

That's a word for it, yes.

[notimefordreams]

Well... I mean, I don't know much about what kinds of magic here but they probably do have something that can do that.

[This sounds like the first time such an idea has occurred to her though. What was the word for that branch of magic? She knew there were a few that were either strictly forbidden or just verboten to speak about.]

The ghosts were bad enough, let's hope we don't get the bodies too.

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[primordialerebus]

THERE'S ANOTHER ONE???

Voice because Syr has no patience for trying to type out sentences on these tiny screens

[chronosynthesis]

Well, was. The set-up was identical.

That's super valid

[primordialerebus]

What the fuck???? What the fuck is up with this place??????????

[chronosynthesis]

I suppose it could be someone's idea of a prank, which would be the most harmless explanation...

But I would not advise trying to eat that bread to find out.

[primordialerebus]

See what worries me more is the meat that's like, in it?????

[chronosynthesis]

There's meat in it?

... My advice not to eat it stands.

[primordialerebus]

Yeah it's a corn dog! It's like a sausage dipped in batter and fried.

And god don't worry no way in hell I'm eating it.

voice; un: marianne

[cresture]

I didn't throw mine, but I did break it apart into pieces. The bread and the body disappeared for me as well.

[sorry but even Marianne doesn't think the animals ate that corn dog THAT FAST!!!]

[primordialerebus]

[ Coraline voice: bitch what the fuck ]

What is happening?!?!

[cresture]

[coraline's voice is the entirety of fellden right now]

I don't know. [was that a rhetorical text coraline!!!] I do know magic and I've read about curses before, but this doesn't seem like either to me.

[primordialerebus]

[ It was a cry for help tbh. ]

God... I hate to be that person but like, what if the fuckers that brought us here are just like, laughing at us???

[cresture]

[THIS MENTAL IMAGE??? Marianne is now experiencing (1) Fear]

I... That can't be.

[marianne offers, lamely......]

...They've been so overwhelmed. I can't imagine they have the time to laugh, much less pull a prank like this.

[primordialerebus]

[ Welcome Marianne. ]

I mean they're gods apparently. So like... who knows lmao ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[cresture]

[wait WHAT!!! that part shocks Marianne so thoroughly that she can't even react to the cute emoji.]

Are they really? They've said that?

[look they don't have tarot decks back home... emperor?? high priestess?? those are just ranks, right]

[primordialerebus]

I mean... isn't this the birthplace of gods or whatever? And they fit the whole... tarot god thing.

[cresture]

[oh boy oh geezus forget the corn dog incident this??? blows her mind?? Now she feels even worse for trespassing into the Gods Wood.]

I'm sorry, I'm not familiar with tarot gods... So it's not that I don't believe you. [are there books about tarot gods?? marianne needs to put in some study time...]

I just had no idea. I've only seen the Priestess once, and the goddess in my world doesn't dwell with mortals.

[as far as marianne is aware, anyway!!!]

[primordialerebus]

Oh have you never seen a tarot deck? Or maybe they don't exist in your world idk I shouldn't be presuming since they're pulling us from like, everywhere I guess. Idk don't worry about it. I can try and remember what the major arcana are and send them to u I guess????