text; un: berserker; open.

[dehanded]

[ the fact that she manages to text half as well as she does is no small feat, thanks to her literal claws. you thought people with inch long acrylics made clicky noises when she texts? well ibaraki's claws are harder than... most substances found under the earth.

so, for that reason alone, she should be excused for typing with the caps lock on. ]

HELLO DA VINCI

DA VINCI

DA VINCI READ THIS !!!!!!!

DA VINCI

DA VINCI

DA VINCI

DA VINCI YOU ARE USELESS GET OUT OF THE STUPID SHOP AND READ THIS MESSAGE I AM SENDING YOU

OR I WILL SMASH YOUR BIRD DA VINCI

DA VINCI

YOU ARE A TERRIBLE CASTER

DA VINCI!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU THINK YOU CAN HIDE IN YOUR SHOP WITH YOUR EXTRA FOUS

BURNING SERVANTS

AND BEING USELESS? FINE. WE DO NOT NEED YOU.

[ end message. its fine that da vinci didn't respond. ibaraki doesn't need her! she's not tired and hungry and definitely not wanting to go back to chaldea and get some good real food. and real mana and maybe also not be in trouble for... various crimes.




she's not desperate, which is why 2 minutes later, she sends this message: ]

RULER DETECTIVE, IF YOU ARE SO WISE YOU SHOULD READ THIS AND PROVE YOU ARE WORTH MORE THAN THE USELESS CASTER DA VINCI

YOUR NAME IS HOLMES YES?

ELEMENTARY YOURSELF TO SEE THIS

HOLMES

HOLMES

[ reminder: she is not desperate, and deserves commendation for typing all this with her nasty gremlin claws. ]

Comments

[balessing]

i never knew!

sorry i haven't seen her here

[ Logically, the next question is: ]

is beowulf also a woman??

[dehanded]

NO HE IS NOT

[ thats... such a specific question. like, why did this person pick beowulf, after not knowing da vinci... aren't they separated by like at least 500 years? ]

WHY ARE YOU ASKING

1/2

[balessing]

curiosity [ Beowulf is also... not a real person.... ]

the things i thought i knew, in da vinci's instance, are clearly not what i know.

then again, you are an otherworlder like myself, no?

[ There's a delay before another message comes: ]

[balessing]

all right, i've decided. i'd like to meet this da vinci. let me help look for her!!

what's the best way to find her



besides capslocking over this network

[dehanded]

[ beowulf IS real and he DOES fuck okay ]

I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED BY THE MOONS, YES

THIS IS THE BEST WAY TO FIND HER OR THE RULER-DETECTIVE. THEY WILL HAVE TO RESPOND TO THE MESSAGE WHEN THEY RECEIVE IT.

WHY ARE ALL OF YOU SO BOTHERED BY THIS CAPSLOCK CONCEPT, THERE IS NO LOCK AND THERE IS NO CAP. I HAVE CHECKED

[balessing]

[ And this ruler-detective is "Holmes", huh... ] it is short for "capital-letter lock". somehow, you've activated it on your end of the module. it makes it seem as if you are shouting...

if that is what you are doing irl, please continue as you feel


is it possible that they are ignoring you for whatever reason? or the message cannot go through to them?

[dehanded]

I AM NOT SHOUTING. WHAT IS IRL?

[ ... unfortunately, she's becoming tired of explaining things on this little tiny device and typing with her claws, so. focusing on the important matter at hand here. ]

[balessing]

"i r l" is what some humans use to reference "in real life".

i just recently learned it myself! there are many more acronyms and emojis you might like such as...


(ﾉ-_-)ﾉ ~┻━┻` see it's a person cleaning beneath a table!

or

！(･∀･)┌┛”Σ　–==三三⊂´⌒つﾟ∀ﾟ)つ this one is of someone giving a reassuring push to another onto a stage!

[ If no one is bothering to correct him, then... this is going to stay as his truth. ]

[dehanded]

THAT IS STUPID. HUMANS ARE BARELY EVEN CAPABLE OF REALIZING ILLUSIONS TO KNOW WHEN THINGS ARE REAL OR NOT.

I KNOW THESE FACES

|･ω･)

IT IS HIDING