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Entry tags:
- asoiaf: theon greyjoy,
- devil may cry: nero,
- fate: ibaraki-douji,
- final fantasy xv: prompto argentum,
- good omens: anthony j. crowley,
- grandmaster of demonic cultivation: wei,
- kamigami no asobi: baldr,
- kingdom hearts: aqua,
- my hero academia: katsuki bakugou,
- the wolf among us: bigby wolf,
- tolkien's legendarium: aragorn,
- yu yu hakusho: yusuke urameshi
text; un: berserker; open.
[ the fact that she manages to text half as well as she does is no small feat, thanks to her literal claws. you thought people with inch long acrylics made clicky noises when she texts? well ibaraki's claws are harder than... most substances found under the earth.
so, for that reason alone, she should be excused for typing with the caps lock on. ]
HELLO DA VINCI
DA VINCI
DA VINCI READ THIS !!!!!!!
DA VINCI
DA VINCI
DA VINCI
DA VINCI YOU ARE USELESS GET OUT OF THE STUPID SHOP AND READ THIS MESSAGE I AM SENDING YOU
OR I WILL SMASH YOUR BIRD DA VINCI
DA VINCI
YOU ARE A TERRIBLE CASTER
DA VINCI!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU THINK YOU CAN HIDE IN YOUR SHOP WITH YOUR EXTRA FOUS
BURNING SERVANTS
AND BEING USELESS? FINE. WE DO NOT NEED YOU.
[ end message. its fine that da vinci didn't respond. ibaraki doesn't need her! she's not tired and hungry and definitely not wanting to go back to chaldea and get some good real food. and real mana and maybe also not be in trouble for... various crimes.
she's not desperate, which is why 2 minutes later, she sends this message: ]
RULER DETECTIVE, IF YOU ARE SO WISE YOU SHOULD READ THIS AND PROVE YOU ARE WORTH MORE THAN THE USELESS CASTER DA VINCI
YOUR NAME IS HOLMES YES?
ELEMENTARY YOURSELF TO SEE THIS
HOLMES
HOLMES
[ reminder: she is not desperate, and deserves commendation for typing all this with her nasty gremlin claws. ]
so, for that reason alone, she should be excused for typing with the caps lock on. ]
HELLO DA VINCI
DA VINCI
DA VINCI READ THIS !!!!!!!
DA VINCI
DA VINCI
DA VINCI
DA VINCI YOU ARE USELESS GET OUT OF THE STUPID SHOP AND READ THIS MESSAGE I AM SENDING YOU
OR I WILL SMASH YOUR BIRD DA VINCI
DA VINCI
YOU ARE A TERRIBLE CASTER
DA VINCI!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU THINK YOU CAN HIDE IN YOUR SHOP WITH YOUR EXTRA FOUS
BURNING SERVANTS
AND BEING USELESS? FINE. WE DO NOT NEED YOU.
[ end message. its fine that da vinci didn't respond. ibaraki doesn't need her! she's not tired and hungry and definitely not wanting to go back to chaldea and get some good real food. and real mana and maybe also not be in trouble for... various crimes.
she's not desperate, which is why 2 minutes later, she sends this message: ]
RULER DETECTIVE, IF YOU ARE SO WISE YOU SHOULD READ THIS AND PROVE YOU ARE WORTH MORE THAN THE USELESS CASTER DA VINCI
YOUR NAME IS HOLMES YES?
ELEMENTARY YOURSELF TO SEE THIS
HOLMES
HOLMES
[ reminder: she is not desperate, and deserves commendation for typing all this with her nasty gremlin claws. ]
3/3
okay ftr it's
"ill bust a cap in yo ass"
and its the wrong caps btw
so hate to tell you this but you just set sail on the ss failboat pretty hard
gave me a good laugh tho
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[ also you are not going to get her to admit that she messed up okay thanks bye whatever the heck that "ss failboat" stuff means ]
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is this the part where i tell you to stop posting
STOP POSTING
seriously tho who taught you this stuff
alter archer?
what?
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IT IS KNOWLEDGE OF THE MODERN WORLD THE GRAIL GIVES ME I AM USING, BUT THE ALTERED ARCHER USES BULLETS AND SPEAKS IN A SIMILAR MANNER TO YOURS
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what like a dusty old cup from a church
how does that even work
and theres a lot of people who type like this
its called internet lingo