TEXT | open to both stars/moon

[webdesigned]

USERNAME: parker

( peter is Uncomfortable doing this. he tried desperately to change his username and nothing in his nerd brain and encyclopedic knowledge of coding languages has offered any respite from part of his name being attached to whatever he wanted to say. which means he has to be careful about what he says...

though, he's gotta ask, because he's gotta know. )


so, uh, quick q

anybody feeling weird? not... quite themselves..... . . . . since they got here

( that's it. short and sweet. hopefully it's vague enough to not indicate anything but still leading enough to possibly result in getting the answers he's hoping for. )

Comments

[assholic]

It's New York. At least it's not mutant turtles.

[Because that was the real takeaway here, Peter. No rats or turtles giving her nightmares.]

Oh god. You're a nerd, aren't you.

[webdesigned]

( honestly that's more his speed. less turtle and more lizard and spider, but mutant? that he understands. )

i'm pretty at peace with that label, sure, though i want to point out i'm not the one that brought up teenage mutant ninja turtles

[assholic]

You can't exist in America and not know that stupid song. Even the Amish can get sucked into humming it. Don't you judge me.

[webdesigned]

i just want it on the record that i was not the first to bring up tmnt. usually it is me, this is some kinda miracle

[assholic]

And it's not even Christmas. You wish on a star? Oh. Wait. Is that treason?

[webdesigned]

can't be, right? i didn't really want to talk to the star man so immediately post being dropkicked here but i have to hope they wouldn't make rules that dumb

shhh... it was a brain blip

[assholic]

I have no idea what the rules are here. I'm going to say I don't believe in something and a fairy will die and I'll get thrown in jail for not clapping. All of that could happen here and I'm not sure I'm comfortable with that.

[webdesigned]

we better be careful about lying or our noses could grow exponentially

[assholic]

Someone needs to stop watching Disney.

[webdesigned]

are you kidding me you were just talking about tink

pot, kettle, etc

[assholic]

I have no idea what you're talking about. Clearly you're high.

[webdesigned]

ok, sure. just coincidental i'm sure

( he's on to you, jones. you know disney enough to at least call HIM out for knowing disney. )

[assholic]

[He's not onto shit. She's just over here, being wibbly wobbly with her abilities and totally not into Disney. Not even a little. Fuck you Dumbo.]

Societal osmosis. Sticking to it. So what weirdo freak shit are you glitching out on?

[webdesigned]

if you mean what am i missing, then... i can't talk about it, sorry.

( he needs his anonymity and even if nobody responding to this post knows his first name, he's not leaving any obvious connections if he can help it. )

[assholic]

Rude. So you want people to open up but you're Mr. No. Right. Got it.

[webdesigned]

i know it's a dick thing to do, i'm sorry, i just can't

( his girlfriend is too newly dead for him to be comfy about confessing his superpowers, ok??? )

[assholic]

I don't know about where you're from, but it's not normal where I'm from either. It's no fun being a freak. But admitting it isn't going to kill you. Not here. There's elves and cat people and some guy who's part plant. I think whatever weird body glitch you've got, you're not exactly alone.

But do you.

[webdesigned]

( that's all very fascinating. he's especially going to be intrigued by the idea of someone who is part plant later, once his brain is out of panic mode.

still, all the responses to his inquiry and all the potential supers she just listed doesn't mean he's ready to be open himself. it's hard to be open when the last time, someone died for it.

he doesn't answer. there's really nothing good to say. she's right, and he still can't. for now, he's gonna have to hold onto his relative secrets. )