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[webdesigned]

USERNAME: parker

( peter is Uncomfortable doing this. he tried desperately to change his username and nothing in his nerd brain and encyclopedic knowledge of coding languages has offered any respite from part of his name being attached to whatever he wanted to say. which means he has to be careful about what he says...

though, he's gotta ask, because he's gotta know. )


so, uh, quick q

anybody feeling weird? not... quite themselves..... . . . . since they got here

( that's it. short and sweet. hopefully it's vague enough to not indicate anything but still leading enough to possibly result in getting the answers he's hoping for. )

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[webdesigned]

oh. uh... i was a photographer. emphasis on was, not sure i'd get any buyers around here, even if i do have my camera

what did you do?

( does he get to ask personal questions, too? hopefully! )

[irondad]

Might be something to take to a wizard, as I hear it. Any preferred subject?

Philanthropy, engineering, and superheroing. Not always in that order.

[ yes! and he'll be relatively honest. whatever, Parker from Queens, you don't sound hellaciously crazy or anything. ]

[webdesigned]

( first Barry and blandly mentioning superpowers and now some rando in Midtown is superheroing??? WHAT IS GOING ON?? maybe Parker from Queens is crazy after all because he feels like he is losing it. )

a superhero? seriously? are you being 100 with me right now

[irondad]

Oh god, you're a millennial. Yes, I'm being 100 with you.

[webdesigned]

i think i'd know if there was superheroing happening in midtown, so, i am guessing we're not from the same version of nyc

which makes this potential confirmation of the string theory, that's cool

( BUT ALSO WHY AREN'T THERE SUPERHEROES IN MIDTOWN IN HIS VERSION OF NY... it'd be nice to not be the only one, maybe he could have a day off every once and awhile! )

[irondad]

Okay, hold up, what time are you from, exactly? It's 2015 for me.

No shit. You wanna go halfsies on a paper or two? Don't have a Nobel Prize yet.

[ that's a damn good question, Parker from Queens. ]

[webdesigned]

2013, which is just another delightful layer to add to all this

( string theory and now different linear spots in time? this is making his head hurt... )

is this a new thing, the superheroing? maybe i just didn't get that far

[irondad]

It’s been a thing since ‘08. Iron Man ring any bells? The Avengers?

Remember the alien invasion last year?

[webdesigned]

no, no, and aliens??? the little green kind??

( aliens? in new york city? it's more common than you'd think... )